Let’s face it, we’ve all been there… It’s 2am, you’ve had about 8 drinks that you can remember and you’re in the line up waiting to get into the club. As the line shortens, it’s time to put your game face on…
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The experienced clubber always has a few stories they prepared earlier for just this situation, however as you all know, sometimes stage fright sets in and you just have a shocker. So to celebrate this unavoidable fact of bars and nightclubs, we asked bouncers what some of the worst lines they’ve heard to try and get into a club. After an extensive investigation we’ve put together our top 10 worst answers to the question “how much have you had to drink”
10:
“How much have you had to drink” – F%#K off I’m not drunk…
9:
“How much have you had to drink” – Just 2 Litres bro…
8:
“How much have you had to drink” – Nuthing… I’m on the pingers tonight.
7:
“How much have you had to drink” – Ummm just 5 beers or something cos I’m driving later…
6:
“How much have you had to drink” – Just 3 mate… “Where were you drinking” – Here but you’s kicked me out before.
5:
“How much have you had to drink” – just 4 wines – “Does that include the one you’ve got in your hand love”
4:
“How much have you had to drink” – Your only asking that you @#$#%^$ cos I’m*#&^%$@ smashed if I wasn’t ^@&#^%$ smashed you wouldn’t ask me.
3:
“How much have you had to drink” – Just one – “You sure mate” – Yeah man, I just finished work I’m meeting my girl inside – “Mate this is a gay nightclub”
2:
“How much have you had to drink” – None I’m Muslim I don’t drink – “Buddy you can’t even stand up” – I told you I’m a Muslim, Jesus Christ just let me in…
1:
“How much have you had to drink” – I had about 7, but I’ve been throwing up for the last half hour… I’m okay now”
